Masch und Multiple Sklerose
Posted by Oliver Gassner • Wednesday, July 30. 2003
Im law blog wird dei Entscheidung eines Gerichts, dass ein unter MS Leidender auch größere Mengen Haschisch und Marihuana besitzen darf, als Trendwende eingeschätzt.
Matrix und kein Ende
Posted by Oliver Gassner • Wednesday, July 30. 2003
Trilogie? Ach was, drei Trilogien: MatrixRevolutions
Marketing 101 (SPAM)
Posted by Oliver Gassner • Saturday, July 26. 2003
MARKETING 101
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
bed."
-- That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him, and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your
dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and
reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his
arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I
hear you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home
with your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs,
"I'm fantastic in bed!"
-- That's Spam.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
bed."
-- That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him, and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your
dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and
reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his
arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I
hear you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home
with your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs,
"I'm fantastic in bed!"
-- That's Spam.
Spam, Statistik und Bayes: Ein verbesserter Ansatz (engl)
Posted by Oliver Gassner • Thursday, July 24. 2003
Der Ansatz in A Plan for Spam soll vorallem 'false positic´ves'* verhindern, d.h. absichern dass 'gute' Mail nicht im Spamfilter landet. - via ingo @ mlnl -
Anleitung zum Verlassen von Mailinglisten
Posted by Oliver Gassner • Tuesday, July 22. 2003
Wenn Du en MAilingliste abonnierst solltest Du auf jeden Fall diese allgemeine Anleitung zum Verlassen von Mailinglisten ausdrucken und aufheben. - via jodebatte ML -
Internet-Suchdienst für Presseartikel nicht rechtswidrig
Posted by Oliver Gassner • Friday, July 18. 2003
Der BGH hat entschieden: Paperball darf Suchergebnisse aus dem Handelsblatt ausgeben: Pressemitteilung Nr. 96/03 vom 17.7.2003
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